AS I WAS SAYING - best laugh of your career,

but no chance of resuming former service,

socialist largesse with its wallet full

of herring-vouchers. LA LOTTA CONTINUA.

Docklands now docking station for alien

vanguard, lizard-people with borrowed skin -

Timelord intervention pencilled in

for yesterday. Neutralise anti-semitic

odour in script workshop. Integrate

regeneration plotline: make him over

as young creative, space-hopping freelancer.

LONDON, CAN YOU WAIT? Hymenochirus

curtipes infestation traced to source:

rogue breeder trading in captivity.