Assuredly, the politics of inexistence have not precipitated any event. Decades of loserist miserablism, of miserablist loserism, have failed to perturb the tranquil surface of the spectacle. A succession of simulacra have laid claim to the mantle of revolutionary novelty, only to be instantly reabsorbed by the correlationist auto-poeisis of late capitalism. It is time for something really, truly, genuinely, absolutely, unquestionably, irreducibly and above all axiomatically new.

Where is this novelty to be found? We must return, I believe, to the central political insight of the 1960s: that of the total sufficiency, above all other manifestations, of universal cosmic love. To this end, I here essay the political program through which I believe we can bring an end to the universal law of exploitation, warfare, and the domination of nature by arrogant humanity. I propose adherence to this single point of orientation: by simultaneously dedicating our thoughts, hopes, prayers and erotic reveries to this single goal, in a tremendous collective exertion of the human spirit, we can levitate the Pentagon. Only by this act of faith can we bring about the Age of Aquarius, and I call upon the spiritual leaders, the poets and rebels of my generation, and in particular any hot chicks who happen to be free (free!) later on this evening, to begin the urgent task of building up the sexual energy needed to accomplish this profound feat of spiritual engineering. The healing of the cosmos depends on you. Peace!