Via, thelondonbloodypaper, the LOLCat Bible Translation Project:

1 In teh beginz is teh mew, and teh mew sez “Oh hai Ceiling Cat” and teh mew iz teh Ceiling Cat.2 Teh mew an teh Ceiling Cat iz teh bests frenz in teh begins.

3 Him maeks alls teh cookies; no cookies iz maed wifout him.4 Him haz teh liefs, an becuz ov teh liefs teh doodz sez “Oh hay lite.”5 Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek “Wtf.”

They should do The Communist Manifesto next.

See also: proofs of the existence of Ceiling Cat