I haven’t really been interested

for a long time

in sunbathing starlets

with their pierced navels

but I saw your photo

on this website I clicked on

mistakenly

and I wept for a whole hour

my body shaking

all over like the awesome

total orgasm

that other website promised

you could learn to give

your lover assuming

you had one

and she was game

thinking Christ

Christ I’m getting older

and the starlets

are getting younger

all the time