It has ever been my fondest ambition to be that in the face of which the continued existence of Nick Hornby is rendered incomprehensible; to have become such for even a single individual, no matter how deluded, is necessarily cause for celebration. Have I added this superlatively perceptive and discriminating trend-setter to my blogroll already? I honestly forget; but if not, be assured the anomaly will be rectified forthwith.

I still can’t freestyle for toffee, though.