In a fit of utter haplessness, I have created a w/trem page on Myspace.com. It features all three Grammar Schools For All tracks to date, plus Detention, helpfully encoded as mp3s for those who lack the ability to play oggs.

I am hoping that it will bring me the attentions of numerous forlorn 17-year-old girls in desolate US suburbs. And then we can have teh websex*, OMG. Or, possibly, not.

I haven’t asked Rebecca if she’d like a myspace.com page too. It would be cool if she did; then we’d each have at least one Myspace freind! (That is, assuming Rebecca would agree to be my Myspace freind. It might ruin her chances of being accepted by all the funky guys with their shirts off. OMG, is there anything more abject than Myspace freind rejection?).

* see The Internet Text, passim.