Anything can be a vector for NAMELESS EVIL*, anything at all. Your own reflection especially; or your mother’s, assuming she has one. Friend of mine stepped in a slick of NAMELESS EVIL and was sucked down directly into a horrible underworld of wailing lost souls and deserted fairground rides, blaring fairground music mingling with the screams and cries of the forsaken. You may already be riddled with NAMELESS EVIL without knowing it - patrol all entrances and exits, take regular swabs and monitor emissions carefully. Symptoms of NAMELESS EVIL include appropriate behaviour, consistent operation within normal parameters, and compliance with all applicable statutes and local regulations.

*NAMELESS EVIL is a trademark of the NAMELESS EVIL corporation and its affiliates.