…to those of you who are searching for teh gay pr0n. Alas, Google may have led you astray. There are no bent, young, black, multiple or (worrying line of enquiry, this) bleeding cocks on this site - just Half Cocks, which are 50-word poems.

There are no plans at this time to add any other variety of cock to the plethora of riches codepoetics has to offer, although if someone waves a large enough cheque at me I might consider it. Now I think about it, I’m surprised there aren’t more weblogs where people post pictures of their own willies. Perhaps a redundant exercise, given the essentially phallic exhibitionism of blogs in general. Actually, I have no idea how many willy-photograph weblogs there are out there, having never actively sought them out. Maybe there are loads.

Also, when I refer to “REST roundheads”, I am not talking about whether or not they are circumcised.

Just thought I’d clear that up.